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Booking St Patricks - Saturday

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St Patricks - Saturday
Saturday

You can book upto 90 days in the future.


St Patricks Weekend (Saturday)

🍀 You're Invited to a VA2's St. Patrick's Day Bash! 🍀

Top o' the morning to you

Get ready to paint the town green because we're throwing a St. Patrick's Day party that's sure to be a craic!
Join us for a night of laughter, good company, and maybe a little Irish luck. Here are the details:


TIMINGS

OPEN - CLOSE 20:00 – 03:00
LAST ORDERS - 02:30 
LAST ENTRY    - 23:30


WHAT TO EXPECT:


🍺 Drinks: We'll have plenty of Guinness, Irish whiskey, and festive green cocktails to keep the spirits high.
🍀 Attire: Break out your best green attire – it's time to show off your Irish spirit!
🎶 Music: Get ready to jig and reel to some toe-tappin' Irish tunes. Don't worry; we'll mix in a few party anthems for good measure.
🍲 Food: A pot of gold isn't the only thing at the end of the rainbow – we've got a feast of traditional Irish fare to keep you fueled.

P.S. Don't forget to wear green unless you want to get pinched! 🌈

All the clubs’ facilities are available to you, no matter if you fancy some kinky fun in the dungeon or on the swing or to relax in the soothing waters of the giant hot tub, it’s all about your pleasure and your freedom to choose your desire and indulge it.

The bar is open from 8pm until 2am and the club closes at 2.30am, why not book a room in the onsite hotel and have a few drinks, if the hotel is fully booked, we offer a discrete shuttle service to the local hotels so you can really start the weekend on a high.

The team are always welcoming and do their very best to make everyone feel relaxed and help settle any first night nerves.
Come and join us and embrace all the freedoms only the VA can offer you.


DRESS CODE

    LADIES - Sexy club wear, ravishing lingerie, if you feel good, you'll look good. Dare to bare Confidence is beauty.
    GENTS - You're also on the pull!, Smart Casual,

    Under NO circumstances are ripped or Baggy jeans, Branded sportswear, pumps or gym style trainers permitted.
     

    VENUE FACILITIES:

    LOCATION     The Vanilla Alternative, Great North Road, Tempsford, Bedfordshire, SG19 2AS
    WHAT 3 Words     ///reverses.palms.rooms  
    PARKING.     There is enough on-site discreet parking for up to 200 vehicles
    LOCKERS.     There  are in excess of 150+ lockers available 


    COST                                   

    COUPLES     £ 45.00
    FEMALES     £ 15.00

     

    ONSITE HOTEL:    

    We have 12 Hotel rooms above the venue. 10 are ensuite, 2 have a shared bathroom. 

    Super Ensuite    
           £ 85.00 per night = 2 Rooms
    King Ensuite 
           £ 75.00 per night = 3 Rooms
    Double Ensuite
           £ 65.00 per night = 5 Rooms
    Room with Shared Bathroom
           £ 45.00 per night = 2 Rooms

     

    SHUTTLE BUS: 

    We pickup and drop off to the following locations:-

    • Premier Inn (Crown / A1 Wyboston)
    • Premier Inn (Colmworth Park)
    • Wyboston Lakes - Waterfront
    • Wyboston Lakes - Woodlands
    • Wyboston Lakes - Willows
     
    • Price £5 each way, so £10 Return per guest travelling.
    • Couples need to book 2 places
    • All bookings are associated with the bookers membership ID, and we collect first last and phone number per guest.
    • Shuttle Bus is limited to 8 places per run. 
      • 4 RUNS = 32 SEATS AVAILABLE
      • 20:00,   20:30,   21:00 &   21:30
    • You book the pickup time, and the return is open return on that night.