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Quick Book at The Vanilla Alternative

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You can book upto 90 days in the future.


OPEN - CLOSE    20:00 – 03.00 
LAST ENTRY       23:30


Ever wondered what goes on behind the closed doors ?
Wondering if the life style is for you ?
Curious about the Club ?
Come and join the team at the VA and your hosts........ Cure your curiosity and discover the secrets that we keep behind these closed doors 

The bar is open from 8pm until 3.00am and the club closes at 3.30am, why not book a room in the onsite hotel and have a few drinks, if the hotel is fully booked,
We offer a discrete shuttle service to the local hotels so you can really start the weekend on a high.

The team are always welcoming and do their very best to make everyone feel relaxed and help settle any first night nerves.
Come and join us and embrace all the freedoms only the VA can offer you.


LADIES - Sexy club wear, ravishing lingerie, if you feel good, you'll look good. Dare to bare Confidence is beauty.

GENTS - You're also on the pull!, Smart Casual,
(Strictly no gym wear or  White  Gym Trainers)

TICKET PRICES                                

COUPLES                  £ 45.00
FEMALE  / TRANS     £ 15.00