Being our first ever time at a club we were v nervous and apprehensive but straight away after our tour from Brian we were at ease and had the best night good music great people and a lot of fun had
Simon 08/09/2025
VA Club Review
We had a wonderful time at Vanilla Alternative this bank holiday weekend! Jules, Chris, Emma, Danny, Karen, Steph Izzy, Brian James, Colin and all of this May’s Festival of Fun hosts, the whole team c ......
Sam 24/05/2026
BI NIGHT
Had an amazing time and met the best people. Loved chatting with others in the outdoor space and in the pool, and getting intimate with others in the dungeon 🥰
Haz 08/03/2026
Freedom Friday
Our first time at VA - fantastic place and quite the smartest lifestyle club we have been to. Great staff, facilities outstanding and action exciting - the jacuzzi pool being the centre of activity. ......
Tim 28/02/2026
ONYX - Interracial Party
Amazing organisation, beautiful venue with a great selection of gorgeous souls. Onyx is a safe night ladies with well-mannered men. The pleasure is guaranteed in every corner of the club with hot look ......
Stephanie 23/09/2025
I have been to this place a few times with my friend and never had any issues at allAll the staff are welcoming and the place has great facilities and I hope to return again at the end of ......
Mark 10/09/2025
Visited and stayed at hotel with my gorgeous friend. It was his first time and the VA bi night did not disappoint and took his VA virginity! We absolutely loved it and can’t wait for the n ......
Mandy 06/09/2025
It was mine and the Wifes first time here. Staff at the venue were friendly and welcoming which put us at ease. The venue itself is nice and clean, plenty of play areas and the hot tub was clean even ......
Mr 15/08/2025
Hi is very good place to chill
Mehdi 25/06/2025
Festival Of Fun 26 - AUG FOF - FULL WEEKEND
The festival this year was so much fun. Spicy Match were responsible for the entertainment all day everyday. There were orgy games, penis painting, fucking machine karaoke, and much more. ......
Sam 27/05/2025
First time as a couple, was anxious on arrival but found the atmosphere very safe, relaxing, no pressure to partake, staff lovely and approachable, we will definitely be back!
Kate 11/05/2025
I had a great time at bi night on the 2nd May with a partner. We stayed in the hotel at VA. It was clean, stocked with tea coffee and restraints. Lots of attention to detail. We were allowed to check ......
Sam 03/05/2025
Went with the girls as 3 single females. Felt totally safe at all times, and so looked after by the staff (thank you Karen & James!)... Felt like a high end nightclub. Fantastic, sexy, friendly atmos ......
LadySparkly 19/04/2025
SPARE
What a brilliant night, a lovely evening to welcome newbies to club events, opening their eyes to the hospitality of other club goers and introducing them to some of the lifestyle activities in an ope ......
Susan 13/04/2025
We went to the Bi Night on 4th April - O what a night.... Linda was fucked 4 times, played with M&F, I enjoyed 2 ladies and a couple of guys .... we will be back very often Linda & Richard
Richard 11/04/2025
Attended Saturday 5th April, the staff were extremely accommodating, a fantastic evening and top marks for professionalism.
Nathan 07/04/2025
Honestly I had such a wonderful welcome to my first visit to VA Highly recommend a trip to explore yourself! Every sexual orientation all together having fun and socialising. The club vibe ......
Mandy 05/04/2025
My introduction to the lifestyle was coming to VA with friends and I could not believe how amazing it was. The people, the atmosphere and the club itself were really friendly, sexy and really welcomin ......
Not so Saint 10/03/2025
We’ve been visiting VA for a number of years now, in fact it was our first private members club we experienced together - we have both shared so many positive memories and experiences from this amazin ......
Dee 09/03/2025
The club has a classy night club feel in the bar and dance floor areas with an added sexy atmosphere ,with the play areas not immediately in view.This makes it ideal for newcomers looking for a gentle ......
PAMELA 08/03/2025
Last night we attended the VA2 Bi -Night. We have not attended a Bi-Night @ VA2 for some 18 months and we had forgotten, the fun night Bi-Night offers. The guest list was hot and it i ......
Ricky 08/03/2025
I have been attending for many years, it is by far one of the best if not the best club in uk in my experience. The management have all the time in the world for you and listen so they can offer the b ......
Robert 06/03/2025
VA has been our favorite club for years ,and is hands down the best place for our naughty nights, meeting new friends and dancing the night away. Staff have become firm friends, the club is absolutel ......
L-Squire 05/03/2025
I have been attending this amazing club since the weekend it opened and it has helped me meet and connect with some absolutely amazing people. And have the most mind blowing experiences.The ven ......
Lola 05/03/2025
First time we stepped in this place, we felt at home. All the bar staff are so friendly with no judgement. It’s so much cleaner than other clubs we have experienced. We enjoyed it so much we decided t ......
Raymond 05/03/2025
I have been attending The Vanilla Alternative for many years. This is my favourite club and I love attending here. I am always warmly welcomed and I have enjoyed every occasion I have attended. The cl ......
Dee 05/03/2025
SPECIAL EVENTS - Valentines
Went as newbies to the Valentine’s Night and was not disappointed! Great vibe, friendly crowd, and we got to experience the fantasy we’d been wanting to do for ages. Can’t wait for the next trip!
Leon 04/03/2025
Amazing Mistress Tess, Amazing Venue,Amazing people and Amazing staff,I love this venue as feel comfortable.This club is highly recommended.
Mr 26/02/2025
Milf Club
I have been and still am, a regular attendee to this event for many years and look forward to it every week. The club not only is one of the plushest …if not “The plushest” lifestyle clubs around, i ......
John 24/02/2025
This is the UK go to club. After trying other clubs we landed on our feet when we entered the VA for the first time It is a classy, well run establishment inclusive to all. It’s the club ......
Ricky 24/02/2025
What a great placeAbsolutely nothing to complain about, club, staff and members were amazingWould come again
Smiler 24/02/2025